( Note: this will only show up on Sept 10th, and only once per user ) Chronicles of Kulardenu: January 2007

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Rest in Peace Barbaro! You were a Beautiful Champion...





You had a heart for life and spirit that was admired by all...


The Associated Press reports Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized this morning.


Wiki on Barbaro


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Monday, January 22, 2007

Reche Caldwell looked Coked Up Dropping Easy Passes...


What was up with this guy? The New England Patriot's receiver had cartoon eyes after two huge drops in the AFC Championship game! There was something weird going on in that skull...

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Mom's know Best...

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I always wondered about the toilet! I have heard that you should flush with the lid down as it will suck all the good karma from your house!

This Day in Republican History

At 1964's Republican Boys Camp a young cocky George W. Bush takes the challenge from Camp Councilor Dick Cheney...

Psychic Sylvia Browne should be sued for everything she owns...


How could this lying sack of shit tell these parents their child is dead and get away with it! This is what is wrong with MORON Television these days...

From CNN Anderson Cooper's 360 Blog:

Psychic once pronounced Hornbeck dead
Of the many horrors Shawn Hornbeck's parents and loved ones faced during the four years their son was missing, some news they received early on -- just four months into the ordeal -- perhaps was the cruelest ... perhaps.

They had looked everywhere for Shawn. There were no fresh leads, no rumors, no trails to follow. His parents were beyond desperate when they went on Montel Williams' syndicated television program, where they were brought together with renowned psychic Sylvia Browne. The following is the transcript of the exchange between Craig Akers (Shawn's stepfather) and Pam Akers (Shawn's mother) and the psychic Sylvia Browne:

CRAIG AKERS: Can you tell how far from the area he was taken?

SYLVIA BROWNE: Maybe about 20 miles.

CRAIG: And he's still within a 20-mile radius even now?

BROWNE: He's still within a 20-mile radius of -- let's say, here's where you are, 20-mile radius, but it's really southwest of where you are.

CRAIG: Southwest.

BROWNE: So whatever is southwest, because it looks like this is -- here we go again with the wooded, with the -- you know, the wooded areas. So southwest of you.

PAM AKERS: Is there any landmarks around?

BROWNE: Yeah. Strange enough, there are two jagged boulders, which look really misplaced. Because everything is trees, and then all of a sudden, you've got these stupid boulders sitting there.

MONTEL WILLIAMS: And he could be found near there?

BROWNE: He's near the boulders.

PAM: Is he still with us?

BROWNE: No.

CRAIG: Do you see the bicycle anywhere?

BROWNE: I think the -- see, here's what's strange. I think the--the--the bicycle is in another state in a dump.

In other words, Sylvia Browne was telling his parents the worst possible news -- that Shawn was dead, and that his body was in a rocky, forested area within 20 miles of their home. For the next three weeks, the search reportedly focused on finding Shawn's body in that prescribed area.

Of course, they failed to find the body because last week -- four years after he went missing -- Shawn Hornbeck turned up very much alive.

We wanted to talk to Sylvia Browne about her responsibilities and about delivering that kind of information to a desperate and vulnerable family, but she chose not to speak with us in person. In a written statement, her publicist said, "She cannot possibly be 100 percent correct in each and every one of her predictions. She has, during a career of over 50 years, helped literally tens of thousands of people."

All this is a lot to think about, especially if you are family desperate to find your missing child. What do you think? It's something Anderson will discuss with a number of experts on tonight's show.
Posted By David Doss, "360" Executive Producer: 6:23 PM ET

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Monday, January 15, 2007

Yes Michigan! Finally SNOW... err ICE...


Begining to think we were going to have a Tennessee PW Winter all year...

Can't gamble on the weather...

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Dr. Kulardenu's no urban legend, quack, home remedy, BS & other dumb azz idea Cold & Flu treatments...

Actually not mine got them from About.com but these are the real deal: (Quit Smoking Dummy!)

Cold & Flu Treatment
Fever:

Drink more fluids.
Layer clothing and add or remove layers as you get hot & cold.
Get more rest.
Take acetaminophen (Tylenol), or ibuprofen to ease body aches (see warning below).
Congestion:

Get more rest.
Drink more fluids. Hot drinks, soup, or spicy foods may help relieve congestion.
If your nose is red and sore from rubbing with tissues, put a bit of petroleum jelly on the sore area.
If you have sinus pain, try putting a warm washcloth over the area.
Take decongestant pills or use a decongestant nasal spray.
Note: Don't use a decongestant nasal spray (like Afrin) for more than three days. Longer use can make your symptoms worse.
Cough:

Drink plenty of clear fluids.
Breathe moist, warm air from a hot shower, a bowl of hot water, or a room humidifier.
Take cough syrup with guaifenesin and dextromethorphan, such as Robitussin DM.
Don't smoke. Stay away from others who smoke. It irritates your lungs and causes a dry, hacking cough.
Sore Throat:

Drink extra clear fluids.
Suck on a Popsicle, ice cubes, hard candy, or throat lozenges to soothe your throat.
Gargle four to six times a day with salt water (1/4 teaspoon salt in 1 cup warm water).
Take acetaminophen (Tylenol), or ibuprofen to ease pain (see warning below).
Don't smoke. Stay away from others who smoke. It irritates your lungs and causes a dry, hacking cough.
Headache / Muscle Aches:

Get extra rest.
Take acetaminophen (Tylenol), or ibuprofen to help relieve pain (see warning below).
Colds and the Flu should resolve within a week to 10 days. If you don't feel better after 10 days you should check with your doctor.

Preventing Colds or the Flu

Wash your hands frequently and avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth.
Eat well, get enough rest, and exercise.
Don’t smoke. Smokers are more likely to catch a cold and more likely to have a cold develop into a more serious infection, such as pneumonia.
Avoid secondhand smoke. Exposure to secondhand smoke also makes you more susceptible to colds and flu.
Consider getting a flu shot.
The flu can be more serious for people will chronic health problems. If you have a chronic illness talk to your doctor about your best prevention and treatment options.

Warning: Do not give aspirin to anyone under 20 years of age. It has been linked to a rare but serious disease, Reye's syndrome. You can use acetaminophen (Tylenol).

Monday, January 01, 2007

I wonder if I'm in Forbe$ yet?

I'm loaded.
It's official.
I'm the 260,000,000 richest person on earth!


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HDTV killed Sandra Bullock for me...



My bigscreen HDTV is awesome for football but flipping channels I caught a award show with Sandra Bullock on it and yikes!!! ( I refuse to show her like that) Maybe HD should be a selective option in the future...



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